So my best friend Grace has a new boyfriend guys!! I'm super happy and excited for her..
Except her boyfriend is a total jerk.
Remember John from the beginning of the year? Yup it's him.
Even though I thought he liked me and I kind of liked him when he told me he had liked her for two years, I actually was actually really excited and supportive of their relationship at first. He was really nice to me and the way he talked about her made me wish I had a guy that liked me that much. It was really cute and I encouraged her to go out with him.
He's difficult and bad at planning so I helped plan their first date. Grace wasn't comfortable going to the movies alone with him so I agreed to "double date" with Jace (thinking about the double date is why I liked him). I said I wouldn't cockblock and I was nice and gave them both tips and stuff on what to do.
Then the date started. Grace and John wouldn't walk near each other. John barely talked to Grace before the movie. Once we went into the theater, even though he was talking constantly, he repeatedly told me to shut up because I was being too loud during the credits by talking in a normal voice. That I could deal with.
Apparently he asked Grace out during the movie and afterward she only told me that he kissed her on the forehead. Like um you're missing a little detail there hun.. I had to find out from Jace, who found out from John. Thanks Grace. I know this shouldn't bother me, but I thought she would've told me in the five minutes we had after the movie where we were all walking together. It's not like she didn't have an opportunity. Ugh.
When we went to Kmart afterwards, apparently I was cockblocking by being there near them, so me and Jace walked away. Then they followed us and I got in trouble for staring at them. Excuse me John, but you're the ones who followed us when you could've had the alone time you're dying for.
And all he did was insult me the entire night. He was never nice at all, as in total butt. He took my sweatshirt and made fun of me for being short and then kept saying I belonged in the kitchen as Jace's wife. Then he proceeded to call me stupid and blonde. Sorry John, but my middle finger is just dying to salute you and your utter sweetness.
He finally left and then Grace, Jace, and I went home.
To be continued...
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